hannibalmorelikecannibal:

skiinnysuicide:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

What

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perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

(via hotboyproblems)

2014 so far

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

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(via balloon-fights-summer-nights)

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

(via balloon-fights-summer-nights)

yourfuckingdarling:

I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck

(via khaleesi-of-isolation)

If you see this, please don’t kill yourself. You will thank yourself one day. You will be happy you are alive.

(Source: dontwannasaygoodbye, via inhalemore)